Saturday, December 18, 2010

You Know You're Pregnant When...

Before you all get too excited [by "you all" I mostly mean my mom] ...I am NOT pregnant. 

But, I have a sweet friend who is...and she wrote a fun post I had to share. Swing over and read it here...and browse her other posts - she is a gifted writer. I love to read Jessica's blog, which she has titled Jessie's Journal!

Monday, December 13, 2010

My husband titled this story: "What's That Cop Putting In The Back of His Car?!"

I have a great story for you...

One day [about a few weeks ago] I was standing at the stove in my kitchen cleaning up after dinner, when my husband came home. He stood by me and we chatted briefly about the day, then he blurted out that he had seen something strange on his way home that evening. [It was late by now, around 10:30 or 11:00.]

He continued to explain that he had taken a different route than usual to drive home and went along back roads through a wooded area at the base of a mountainside. As he was driving he came up on two vehicles pulled off the side of the road with their headlights pointing toward the ditch. He slowed down as he approached the scene to see if there may have been an accident or something and find out if anyone needed help. It became apparent once he was a little closer that there had not been any accident, but he recognized that one vehicle was a sheriff’s suv...the other was a civilian car. He also saw two men loading something a couple large objects into the back of the sheriff's vehicle.

At this point in his story I stopped him.

"I don't want to hear about it if it was creepy. Please don't tell me if you saw something I won't be able to handle hearing about."

"No. No, it wasn't creepy."

"Ok, what was it?"

The hesitation in his voice and cautious look on his face put me slightly on edge. It's not often that J. appears to be alarmed or shaken by situations. It was apparent that he was uneasy about telling me what he had witnessed. All sorts of thoughts were flying through my head now.


"Well, I don't know if I can even describe it...."

"What did you see?!"

By now I was definitely getting anxious.

"Do you think you need to report something? Was there a crime going on? What was it?!"

J. took a deep breath, then with a sheepish, semi-embarrassed look on his face he gingerly blurted, "The best way I can describe it is that it looked like they were loading two dinosaur eggs into the back of the sheriff’s suv."

*Insert awkward silence here.*

"Um...dinosaur eggs?" I repeated back slightly amused, to ensure I had heard him correctly.

"Well...[now he appeared to feel very ridiculous, but certain of what he had witnessed]...ya...that's what they looked like. Big, giant eggs...and one of them appeared to be cracked."

"Are you serious?" J. doesn't play practical jokes or make up stories...ever. But I do, so I wondered if maybe he was playing around.

He laughed, and emphatically responded, "Yes! I'm serious. I mean, I'm sure that's not what they were, but that's exactly what they looked like."

We stood there trying to read one another's expressions. He seemed to be searching to see if I actually believed him...and I was wondering if he needed to lie down. [haha]

Finally I broke the silence, "Ok."

We agreed that it was an odd thing to see...and pondered what it might have been...then we went to bed.

For the next day or two we joked about his "dinosaur egg sighting".

Fast forward a couple of days. While sharing dinner with my parents at their house, J. and I were telling his “dinosaur egg” story. As J. described the scene and explained that the objects being loaded appeared to be dinosaur eggs, my mom burst out laughing and said, "Oh yes. That was in the news."

"In the news?" I asked.

"Yes, someone had stolen the dinosaur eggs from the playground and they were recently found in that area."

A local park has some replica dinosaur eggs for children to play in, much like these.

We all had to laugh.

My dear husband's dinosaur egg story was accurate after all! I think he was relieved to find out that he had, in fact, seen what he thought he had seen - and felt quite vindicated.

So, the moral of the story is...

If you see dinosaur eggs...don't try to convince yourself you didn't.
And if your husband tells you he saw them...believe him. ;)